NOTE 1: This is a song about investing. To learn more, go to:
http://www.jasonhsu.com/finance.html
NOTE 2: If you are an aspiring singer, feel free to use this song. Just be sure to give me credit for writing it.
NOTE 3: To listen to the original, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmV0YszvEp8 . Yes, the parody has a message very similar to the original song.
Much Too Smart
by Jason Hsu
(parody of "Not Too Young" by Mandy Moore)
You looked at my face thought you could get me
Better look twice, it won't be that easy
Think it's because, old rules are dead
But all you'll get from me is history instead
You should not watch, so much CNBC
You will be wrong, when the insiders flee
CHORUS:
I'm much too smart to buy overvalued stocks
Especially those that are too deep in hock
Boy I don't want
To play
Didn't you hear me say?
I will not fall for you
So please just go away
NASDAQ ten thousand was not like you planned
You're such a shill, said you were the man
Now what will you do, since your stocks are blown?
No more star power, now you're crying all alone
Too bad you were way overpaid
It's too late now, your rep will really fade
CHORUS:
I'm much too smart to buy overvalued stocks
Especially those that are too deep in hock
Boy I don't want
To play
Didn't you hear me say?
I will not fall for you
So please just go away
BRIDGE:
You say stocks are cheap, but you never read Benjamin Graham
They don't need to play these games, they'll shun you if they can
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
NASDAQ ten thousand was not like you planned
You're such a shill, said you were the man
Now what will you do, since your stocks are blown?
No more star power
No more star power
Now you're crying all alone
CHORUS:
I'm much too smart to buy overvalued stocks
Especially those that are too deep in hock
Boy I don't want
To play
Didn't you hear me say?
I will not fall for you
So please just go away
CHORUS:
I'm much too smart to buy overvalued stocks
Especially those that are too deep in hock
Boy I don't want
To play
Didn't you hear me say?
I will not fall for you
So please just go away